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“Lost In Yonkers” Play Looking for Performers

Bastrop, TX, United States
ID: 298126Exp: 1/8/2026
Description:

ONLY LOCAL TALENT WILL BE CONSIDERED. Auditions for “Lost In Yonkers” play! Directors are looking for actors. See more details below. Additonal info: Performance Dates – March 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22. All characters, with the exception of Grandma Kurnitz will be expected to employ the appropriate dialect (1940’s Yonkers, New York) and showing that ability in the audition would be helpful. Although there is no singing, dynamic vocal projection and articulation skills are highly preferred, as microphones will not be utilized. For in-person auditions be prepared sides will be used. You can find the sides for each character attached below. Casting will be announced no later than Thursday, January 16. Rehearsals will “officially” begin on February 2 and generally be weeknights but depending on availability, some weekend sessions might be necessary. This show is heavy with dialogue and actors will be strongly encouraged to utilize various “line-learning” apps and be “off book” as quickly as possible. While conflicts can be worked around, all actors will be expected to attend every rehearsal during “Tech Week” and obviously all performances. If interested, please apply.

6 roles

BellaFemale34-39 y.o.All ethnicities

Pretty and amiable, but cognitively challenged, often forgetful and child-like. However, she is capable and even astute in some areas. Emotionally and viscerally vulnerable. Vocally dynamic. Emotionally challenging but extremely rewarding role.

JayMale18-20 y.o.All ethnicities

Artie’s older brother (by 2 years) so a bit more mature, but still a teenager. Typical kid dealing with non-typical situations and family. Quick-witted and a bit defiant. Dialogue delivery, comedic timing and projection are key.

Grandma KurnitzFemale60-80 y.o.All ethnicities

No-nonsense, hard as steel German lady. Mother of six and grandmother to Jay and Artie. Calloused by a difficult life, she is very much in the “tough love” camp when raising children/grandchildren. Will require a German accent (a little Jewish a plus but not as important). Vocally dynamic, walks with a cane and knows how to use it.

EddieMale35-50 y.o.All ethnicities

Jay and Artie’s father. Widower. Has to go on the road for work for a year and needs the boys to live with Grandma while away. A hard-worker and a loving father, but can be quite sensitive and emotional.

LouieMale35-50 y.o.All ethnicities

Brother to Eddie, Bella, and Gert, “Uncle Louie” is a “bagman” for the mob. He is in some sort of trouble and stays with the family for a week. A bit “larger than life,” he has a great sense of humor but also a dangerous dark side. The more stereotypical “old-school gangster” the better. James Cagney/Humphrey Bogart persona.

GertrudeFemale35-50 y.o.All ethnicities

“Aunt Gert” has a condition in which, when nervous or excited, breathes-in while finishing sentences (or at least “seems” that way to the audience, as it is more important to understand the words she is saying than to actually be “breathing-in.”) She acts as a referee between family members. Due to her limited role in the play, the rehearsal commitment for this actor will be substantially less and will not be “called” as often as the others.