Casting Call for Upcoming Play "Don't Drink The Water"
"Don't Drink The Water" play casting actors. Please see the breakdown below. About the project: Don’t Drink the Water is a classic Woody Allen farce about a New Jersey family who accidentally causes an international incident and takes refuge in the American Embassy of an Eastern European country. Chaos ensues as the bumbling ambassador’s son tries to save them from communist police, leading to mistaken identities, slapstick mayhem, and a budding romance. Additional info: Sides will be provided. Rehearsal dates: weekday evenings + one weekend date. Performance dates: March 8, 14, 15, 21 & 22, 2026. Mandatory attendance is required for all performances. Please be prepared with rehearsal conflicts at the time of your audition. If you are interested, please apply.
10 roles
A loud, opinionated New Jersey tourist who means well but always makes things worse. Big energy and great comedic timing.
Walter's dramatic and excitable spouse who tries to keep the family together amid the madness.
The Hollanders' sensible daughter who finds herself falling for Axel amid the chaos. Smart and grounded with a touch of sweetness.
The nervous, well-meaning son of the ambassador who's suddenly in charge. Awkward, charming, and endearing.
A tough, no-nonsense Eastern Bloc officer determined to catch the Hollanders. Great role for someone who loves deadpan humor.
A quirky priest who's been hiding in the embassy for years. Eccentric, warm, and a little offbeat.
The distracted, slightly pompous U.S. ambassador who’s mostly absent but always amusing.
Embassy security guard with sharp comedic delivery and a bit of attitude.
The overworked embassy cook who adds to the comedic chaos. Great smaller comedic role.
A visiting dignitary who unwittingly adds to the confusion. Fun cameo-style part.
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