Seeking Performers for "12 Incompetent Jurors" Show
The company is holding auditions for spring comedy "12 Incompetent Jurors" and looking for performers, please see the details below. ONLY LOCAL TALENT WILL BE CONSIDERED. About the project: A man is accused of abducting half a dozen cats. The case is open-and-shut… until a wannabe lawyer (Juror #8) insists on defending the indefensible. What follows is jury duty gone completely off the rails: an improv-happy foreman with one bad character, a bratty teen glued to their phone, a bickering couple, a rage monster, a creepy fry-eater, a dim PR guy, and more. Will justice be served, or will the cats have the last laugh? Rate: $200 Additional info: Performances: March 6–15, 2026 at Magenta Theater in Downtown Vancouver. Please apply if interested.
11 roles
Overly eager to please, energetic. Takes improv classes at the Y but has only one character, "a kooky Cockney lady" she randomly inserts into conversation.
Nervous, prone to anxiety attacks. Terrible at making arguments or standing up for himself (or herself).
A sensible everyman or woman.
A bratty teenager. Always texting. Rude, inconsiderate, easily annoyed.
A bickering couple. Loud, argumentative, but gosh darn it if they don't love each other.
Sweet but lonely. Unemployed and lives with his grandmother. Thinks he's found a friend in the prosecutor.
Believes he or she should have been a lawyer. Persuasive and self-righteous.
Creepy guy. Eats fries all the time. Keeps to himself mostly.
Angry, at almost everyone. Definite rage issues. Probably should be medicated.
Works in PR. A fast-talker though not much of an intellect.
An emigrant from somewhere in Eastern Europe. Has trouble expressing her ideas and understanding others.