Theater Audition for "Inspecting Carol" Play
Seeking performers for production of "Inspecting Carol". More details are below. About the play: Behind the scenes of a struggling theatre company’s annual slapdash production of A Christmas Carol. Tim is no longer tiny, Scrooge wants to do the show in Spanish and their funding is on hold pending an inspection. When an impossibly bad actor is mistakenly identified as the inspector, the troupe does everything to accommodate his craziest wishes. Mistaken identities lead to side-splitting comedy as opening night draws closer and it seems only a Christmas miracle will save this production. Additional information: This is a physically demanding show, actors must have capability to run, fall and jump. Auditions will be a cold read. Run Dates: December 2025 12, 13, 14 & December 2025 18, 19, 20, 21.
12 roles
Founding director of The Soapbox Playhouse. Extremely self-involved.
A founding member of The Soapbox Playhouse. Kind but somewhat addled.
Sidney’s wife. English and unable to lose her accent. Also a founding member.
Tough, intellectually vain. A child of the 60s, still looking for a turn-on. A founding member.
Obsessive, usually plays the ineffectual character in any Soapbox production. Also a founding member.
Has recently taken up acting again after a stint in the armed forces. Good-natured, excitable.
Really too big to be playing Tiny Tim, a role he has been performing two years too long.
Nervous, in the impossible position of managing director. Afraid of Zorah.
Stage manager. A realist who long ago realized the Playhouse had hit bottom. She looks on now as a bemused observer. Sharp, ironic sense of humour. Also a founding member.
An inspector for the National Endowment for the Arts. A forbidding appearance.
A pleasant youth. Dresses in motorcycle jacket and torn jeans.
In search of a new career in acting but has no training and less talent. Affable, eager to please.