Paid Singing Opportunities in "Hallmark(ish)" Parody Musical
ONLY LOCAL TALENT WILL BE ACCEPTED. Seeking talent for The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical. More details are below. About the musical: A hilarious, high-camp love letter to every holiday movie cliché, filled with big characters, big vocals, and even bigger heart. Rate: Starting at $725/week (Non-Union). Additional information: Rehearsal & Performance Dates: Location TBD - Oct 29th-Nov 13th 2025. Tech/Preview dates: Nov 14th-19th 2025. Performance Run: Opening Nov 20th 2025-Jan 4th 2026. Tone of the Show: The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical is a fast-paced, high-camp, heartfelt holiday romp that lovingly skewers every TV holiday movie cliché while embracing the cozy, sparkly spirit of the season. Think "Schmigadoon!" meets "SNL Holiday Special" by way of a Broadway spectacle, with nods to Annie, Little Mermaid, Phantom, and Miss Saigon-if all those musicals were wrapped in tinsel and drenched in gingerbread-scented satire. The humor is meta, referential, and absurdly sincere, with a wink to the audience but a full embrace of the genre's emotional core. It walks a fine line between parody and homage-it knows it's ridiculous, but it also really means it. Opening: Nov 20, 2025. Seeking fearless comedic performers with strong vocals and sketch chops for multiple principal and swing roles. Self-Tape Deadline: August 8, 2025. Final Callbacks: September 3–5 & 8–9, 2025. When applying, please submit head shot, resume, and self-tape. Subject Line: "YOUR NAME – Hallmarkish Musical".
7 roles
Female identifying, the stereotypical ambitious city dwelling lead of the Christmas love story. Ambitious, hard working, holiday obsessed and a bit bad with men. Excellent comedic timing and a killer belt. Soprano.
Male identifying, the Christmas movie local town hunk. A lumberjack and a doctor. He can fix anything, other than his dead wife's gluten allergy. Charming with comedy. Benson Boone flipping skills a plus. Tenor.
Male identifying, quick change comedian. Will play all the other men in Holly's life as well as the denizens of the town. Excellent with harmonies and sketch character work. Baritenor.
Female identifying, quick change comedian. Will play Holly's frazzled assistant as well as the denizens of the town. Excellent with harmonies and sketch character work. Mezzo-Soprano.
Quick change comedian. Plays twenty plus roles from a child, bartender to Santa. Excellent with harmonies and sketch character work. Any Vocal Range.
Cover 3 tracks. Mark, Man 1 and Actor.
Cover 3 tracks. Holly, Woman 1 and Actor.
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