Theatre Casting Call for "Noises Off" Show

This lovable, fading sitcom star has put all of her life savings into the show. She is playing "the same" part here that she has played for years. Dotty is constantly forgetting her lines, entrances and props and has a thing for younger men, like Garry. She also has a spiteful side. Plays Mrs. Clackett, the scattered lower-class housekeeper.

This director is smart, frustrated, passive aggressive and condescending. He struggles to balance his personal life with his professional life and to cope with the continually difficult actors

Garry takes himself very seriously and is easily excited into a jealous rage when it comes to Dotty. He is not very articulate and has a habit of not finishing his sentences...you know? Plays Roger Tramplemain, a real estate agent with other intentions who is concerned about the way things appear to others.

Sexy, sweet but a terrible actress (probably got the job because she "knows" the director). When she's not performing, she is entirely self-absorbed and absolutely clueless to what's happening around her. She is completely blind without her contacts, which always fall out. Plays Vicki, the half-dressed love interest of Roger, who is wrapped up in her work.

The Assistant Stage Manager who is stressed out and trying her best to keep the play from falling apart at the seams. Young and naive to the ways of the artistic types all around her, understudies the actresses; a cute girl who is hiding a big secret.

A bumbling, over thinking actor with a heart of gold, gets himself in trouble for being entirely clueless. A bit of a wimp, he gets terrible nosebleeds at the thought of violence and faints at the mention or sight of blood. Plays Philip Brent, an upper-class man who has been running from his taxes.

The sweet, cast gossip, always seems to be in the know and loves to let everyone know it. Works overtime to try and salvage the show, but then gets wrapped up in the drama herself. Plays Flavia Brent, Philip's classy, yet opinionated, wife.

The trusty Company and Stage Manager who never seems to get a break and who must fix everything. Eager to please everyone and constantly sleep. deprived. He is also the understudy for all the men.

An elderly, recovering alcoholic with a penchant for missing entrances, forgetting lines and disappearing entirely. Selsdon seems to be clueless but knows more than he lets on. Plays the Burglar, a former high-class thief who now resorts to any job that arises.