Theatre Casting Call for "Titanish"
Seeking performers for "Titanish" Show. Please see the details below. About the project: Titanish! A colossal disaster live on stage! All aboard this bawdy and hilarious parody of the Oscar-winning Titanic! Rose, the haughty first-class passenger with a priceless necklace, and Jack, the scrappy underdog with a below-deck ticket, navigate the doomed ocean liner’s maiden voyage. Will Jack draw Rose like one of his French girls? Will they find a floating door made for two?! Filled with more jokes than third-class passengers, this Airplane!-inspired play is guaranteed to hit every comedic iceberg. Additional info: This is an open call and will consist of cold readings from the script. We are seeking versatile actors of all ages to fill the following roles. Please note that cast doubling may be required. A love, or hate, or a love/hate relationship of the Oscar-winning (cough cough) movie is, well …. maybe a general idea of what the movie is about is helpful. Titanish will play May 22nd through June 1st on Thursday, Friday, Saturday evenings at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3:30pm. If interested, please apply.
24 roles
International treasure hunter. In it for all the wrong reasons.
Brock’s right-hand man. Proud of how many buffalo wings he can eat in a single setting.
Says whatever she wants.
Kate Winslet.
Arrogant, snooty, chauvinistic scion. Those are his good traits.
Stoic seaman. Three days from retirement. Knows everything about the sea.
First Mate. Young and eager. Knows everything about the ship.
Most of Frederick’s ideas are well-intentioned. Poorly executed.
Most of Reginald’s ideas are poorly intentioned. Also poorly executed.
Titan of industry. And a highly functioning alcoholic.
A convenient plot device from Texas.
Lives for the moment, without a care in the world.
As Italian as Pepperoni pizza.
Fancy 1st Class Passenger. Life Vest denier.
Fancy 1st Class Passenger. Life Boat skeptic.
No love or joy, silent henchman.
Hyper-realistic depiction of Swedes.