Singers Needed for "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" Show
The company is holding auditions for "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" Show and looking for performers, please see the details below. ONLY LOCAL TALENT WILL BE CONSIDERED. About the project: It’s the height of the 1970s, and a well-established brothel referred to as “The Chicken Ranch” has been operating outside of fictional small-town Gilbert, Texas, since the late 1800s. Current owner and kind-hearted madam, Miss Mona, runs the ranch, pays her taxes, and otherwise minds her business. She takes care of her girls, is on good terms with local sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, and is well-respected throughout the community. Additional info: Bring a headshot, resume and come prepared with 32 Bars of a Musical Theatre Song and a 1 minute country music selection. An accompanist will be provided. No appointment is necessary. Please apply if interested.
20 roles
Charismatic, classy, and energetic. Owner and operator of ‘The Chicken Ranch’, a well-established brothel in small-town Texas. No nonsense, and a fierce business woman, she is protective of her Girls. Has a close relationship, and deep affection for Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.
Confidante and dear friend to Miss Mona, she’s been the housekeeper and cook at The Chicken Ranch for more than twenty five years. Wise, fun-loving, a strong source of support for Miss Mona and held in high esteem by the girls. Sassy, sexy, self-assured.
Waitress at the Texas Twinkle Café. She’s a trusting, reliable ear, treated by the men as just one of the boys but secretly longs to be bold enough to live a life more risqué.
Young mother to a six year old boy, she left her home in the big city when her father started beating her up. She’s worked the streets under many, many names. She’s tough, uncensored, and scrappy.
Country, farm girl; fresh faced, sheltered and gawky. Naïve and young, but capable and learns quickly.
Has a “been there, done that” attitude, sarcastic and mouthy. The inappropriate clown of the group.
Divorcee, nice, welcoming and well adjusted. Gets her name from her red hair.
Innocent, positive, peppy down home girl next door.
Awkward. Tries everything she can think of to improve her stock at the ranch, but always seems to be the last chosen. Not at all negative about it, though.
A native New Yorker, named by Mona after the precocious and dramatic six year old character in some of her favorite children’s books.
Royal, regal, prim and proper- the tallest of the “girls.”
Athletic, direct and grounded- called the tomboy of the group.
Economical, chameleon-like and not prone to socializing. Known for turning around clients the quickest.
Sheriff of La Grange,Texas.A down home, cowboy type, lovingly curmudgeonly-more than a little rough around the edges. He’s a “live and let live” type, though, surprisingly liberal in his ideas and his language.
Television personality and part-time revivalist preacher. He’s brash, bigger than life and a complete blowhard
A former rancher and businessman from Uvalde, TX now a first term Governor in his first year in office. He’s the quintessential politician: Says a whole lot of nothing.
A big city Houston boy who landed his first newspaper job straight out of high school. He’s now Editor in Chief of the local newspaper and is, without question, the smartest man in town. Witty, dry and shrewd.
Local automobile dealer and youngest son of the town’s richest and most well known family. He is overwhelmed by his job, and incompetent.
A good, deeply religious insurance salesman. In contrast to his personality, he’s the loudest, worst dresser in town.
A classic Texan politician - booted, suited and a good ole boy whose time-honored Texas traditions include taking the Aggies football team to The Chicken Ranch to get laid after they win their big game.
RELATED CASTING CALLS
