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"How The West Was Dun" Stage Play Needs Cast

Chickasha, OK, United States
ID: 276402Exp: 1/10/2025
Description:

Auditions for "How The West Was Dun" play. Seeking actors. Please see the breakdown below. About the project: How the West was Dun is a hilarious melodrama that spoofs many of Hollywood’s Westerns and has modern touches to boot. Slick and wealthy Richard Coldheart (“Oh, that’s Rich!”) must marry Polly Wanda Cracker to control the Cracker property. However, it’s Polly’s homely sister, Prunella, who wants to marry him! Meanwhile, our hero, Sheriff Wayne John, has his hands full surviving the hilarious antics of well meaning but not too bright Deputy Doowrong. When a bundle of villains, including Snydley Dastardley, Kid Kid, and Calamity Jan, attempt to take over Low Humidity Chasm (Aren’t you sick and tired of melodramas taking place in Dry Gulch?), things really go crazy! Your audience will have to pay close attention to whether Schizophrenic Kid is wearing his white hat or his black hat to know whether to cheer or boo. But Blacker Bart will leave no doubt in their minds, for he’s even meaner than Black Bart. With a narrator to keep the characters onstage in line, this play will be presented as a traditional melodrama. Additional info: Flexible cast of 23 (8 males, 10 females plus 5 roles that can be any), optional extras. Auditioners will be asked to read scenes from the script and to participate in group improvisation. If you are interested, please apply.

24 roles

TOWNSPEOPLEBoth genders18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

SHERIFF WAYNE JOHNMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

True hero in every sense of the word.

DEPUTY DUDLEY DOOWRONGMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

His heart is in the right place, but his brain isn't.

WIDOW CRACKERFemale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Polly and Prunella's mother.

POLLY WANDA CRACKERFemale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

True heroine.

PRUNELLA CRACKERFemale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Wants to wed Rich Coldheart.

COWBOY BOB SKRATCHITMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Heart of gold with rough edges.

BO BESTMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Proprietor of the hotel, always wants what is the best.

SARSAPARILLA SALFemale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Runs saloon: helps Bo as Bo doesn't always know.

RICH COLDHEARTMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Owns bank.

VILLAINSBoth genders18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

SNYDLEY DASTARDLEYMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Chief bad guy.

BELLE STARRFemale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Main bad gal.

CALAMITY JANFemale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

That's J-A-N-E (but the E is silent).

BLACK BARTMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Mean.

BLACKER BARTMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Meaner than Black Bart.

REVEREND RIGHTMale18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Man of the cloth.

NARRATORBoth genders18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Tells it like it is.

THE LONE STRANGERBoth genders18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

Who is that masked man... or masked woman?

BAND OF INDIANIANSBoth genders18-56 y.o.All ethnicities

APRILFemale18-40 y.o.All ethnicities

Invited to play music for town celebration. APRIL has a terribly annoying and loud voice, makes fingernails on chalkboard sound nice.

MAYFemale18-40 y.o.All ethnicities

Invited to play music for town celebration. MAY and JUNE are feisty characters.

JUNEFemale18-40 y.o.All ethnicities

Invited to play music for town celebration. MAY and JUNE are feisty characters.

AUGUSTFemale18-40 y.o.All ethnicities

Invited to play music for town celebration. AUGUST is the eldest and leads the group.