"How The West Was Dun" Stage Play Needs Cast
Auditions for "How The West Was Dun" play. Seeking actors. Please see the breakdown below. About the project: How the West was Dun is a hilarious melodrama that spoofs many of Hollywood’s Westerns and has modern touches to boot. Slick and wealthy Richard Coldheart (“Oh, that’s Rich!”) must marry Polly Wanda Cracker to control the Cracker property. However, it’s Polly’s homely sister, Prunella, who wants to marry him! Meanwhile, our hero, Sheriff Wayne John, has his hands full surviving the hilarious antics of well meaning but not too bright Deputy Doowrong. When a bundle of villains, including Snydley Dastardley, Kid Kid, and Calamity Jan, attempt to take over Low Humidity Chasm (Aren’t you sick and tired of melodramas taking place in Dry Gulch?), things really go crazy! Your audience will have to pay close attention to whether Schizophrenic Kid is wearing his white hat or his black hat to know whether to cheer or boo. But Blacker Bart will leave no doubt in their minds, for he’s even meaner than Black Bart. With a narrator to keep the characters onstage in line, this play will be presented as a traditional melodrama. Additional info: Flexible cast of 23 (8 males, 10 females plus 5 roles that can be any), optional extras. Auditioners will be asked to read scenes from the script and to participate in group improvisation. If you are interested, please apply.
24 roles
True hero in every sense of the word.
His heart is in the right place, but his brain isn't.
Polly and Prunella's mother.
True heroine.
Wants to wed Rich Coldheart.
Heart of gold with rough edges.
Proprietor of the hotel, always wants what is the best.
Runs saloon: helps Bo as Bo doesn't always know.
Owns bank.
Chief bad guy.
Main bad gal.
That's J-A-N-E (but the E is silent).
Mean.
Meaner than Black Bart.
Man of the cloth.
Tells it like it is.
Who is that masked man... or masked woman?
Invited to play music for town celebration. APRIL has a terribly annoying and loud voice, makes fingernails on chalkboard sound nice.
Invited to play music for town celebration. MAY and JUNE are feisty characters.
Invited to play music for town celebration. MAY and JUNE are feisty characters.
Invited to play music for town celebration. AUGUST is the eldest and leads the group.