Movie Role in Upcoming Production

Our narrator, a mechanic who speaks Spanish and can lift TYHG. He also plays piano, is a DJ, and cares about the planet. He is also a naval battleship/pirate captain, a security person, and an Uber driver.

TYHG roommate, dresses like R2D2, and is a NASA drinking water participant. He is also a Backstage hand, bicyclist, and married to Michelle. He also plays chess, works at Bowling Alley, and a clutz who enjoys the blues. He is also a medieval fighter, helicopter pilot, and airport security person.

Plays Guitar in HQM, is easily scared and is Topsoil’s best man. He is also Compost’s pillow, a runner, and Bethany's uncle. He also works at NASA, owns a watch, and is a pirate in his spare time. He is also an airport security person, a sarcastic swimmer, and Bob's right-hand man.

A pack leader, a magician, and can’t swim. He is also a pastor, likes to hike, and sees and communicates with ghosts. He also breaks the fourth wall, believes in aliens, and will tell people about them. He also wears an aluminum foil hat, plays chess, and spends money at the park barista's stand. He also owns a raft, wears sunglasses, and believes children are our future. He is too young to die, rides the scooter at the store, plays the gun in a band, and is easily scared.

Is one of the lead singers in HQM, a Tonight Show audience member/guest, and in a relationship with Mary. He sometimes wears a swimsuit, has jerry curls, and sometimes wears doctor's clothes. He is not faithful to Mary, sweeps at the bowling alley, and sells drinks to people in their cars. Basically a daredevil that has trouble opening vegetable bags.

The drummer for HQM, a runner, sometimes wears curlers in his long hair that covers his face. He marries Stacy, works at NASA, and is a clutz pirate. He is also an airport security person, helpful, and has an Afro. He also wears sunglasses, wears an old members-only jacket, and a tee shirt with a tiger on it. He also buys things from street vendors, watches and loves TYHGs videos, but he is very chill. He is also curious, trying to start another band, but easily scared.

Plays Guitar in HQM, is a wooden sword traveling salesman, and wears a handkerchief headband to hold his long black hair out of his eyes. He also wears big sunglasses, is a homeless man, and is a doctor of philosophy. He has a briefcase, loves stories, and is on a diet. He is a professional job quitter, bag packer, and a world traveler who wears face paint.

TYHG's roommate, can’t find his cup of tea and thinks people in skinny jeans are wrong. He is friends with Zippy Green Sauce, Rowan Boatman, and Royal Payne. He also likes the water, has glitter in his pocket, and loves chaos. He is also gross, is a scout, and has a cat. He has an evil laugh, has a credit card, is curious but doesn’t read, and closes doors. He is embarrassed easily, observant, and is an older guy with a bald spot.

Married to Ronnie, Hot Dog Stand owner, and a nice curious barista. She is also a bagel stand owner, a house owner, and an alien. She is ditzy and has a lot going on.

Late night talk show host, thinks TYHG is attractive, a scout, and nice. He is also a fake karate teacher for a bit on his show, an idea guy, and a good friend because he is helpful. He is a terrible bowler, Jay’s punching bag, and not the brightest candle on the cake. He also wants everyone to have a good time, likes popcorn, and has plans that have been moved to Tuesday. He likes free stuff, is a fan of TYHG and HQM, and likes trying out new restaurants.

Works for Arch Enemy, climbs trees, and has a knife. He also has bad luck, is a photographer, and wears a sleeveless green multi-pocket vest over a tattoo-sleeved long-sleeve shirt. He has a trimmed mustache, and a soul patch shirt, and is married to Hillary. He has a demanding job, is a vegan, and is a talker.

In a relationship with Compost, a clutz, and has a big purse. Loves to roller skate, thinks TYHG is attractive, and has a cell phone. Sometimes she wears a 1980s Funky Headband, swimsuit, crazy leggings, and funky socks. She has long blonde hair, a light blue collared shirt open and tied showing her midsection, and is an astronaut. She has a pickup truck, is very emotional, and recently celebrated her birthday. She is ditzy, has hairy armpits, and wants to go to Disneyland. She has children.

A nonsense 1920s cop, subscribes to Paramount + and has a cell phone. He is a runner, and a fisherman, and owns a fishing boat called Boaty Call. He flies kites, is not an answerer of stupid questions, and is helpful while sometimes wearing a silver long-sleeve shirt, green vest, orange hair, and big ears.

A hippie, no shirt, and has natural things painted on his chest. He likes dancing and making viral videos. He buys things from stands, is a free spirit, and sometimes wears a long-sleeved shirt tied around his waist. He is a clutz, not a follower, a leader that no one follows, and buys and cares about his hair care.

Stacey's maid of honor, works at NASA and is a helpful receptionist. She sometimes wears a black turtleneck and sometimes wears a high-cut black sleeveless dress with an opening slit above the chest.

Topsoil’s wife, runner, and works at NASA. She sometimes wears a black mini dress with a white accent, and sometimes wears a multi-colored sundress, with big white hoop earrings.

Works for Michelle, not the brightest candle on the cake, and is Tommy’s mom. She looks like Hillary Clinton and has a colorful scarf in her hair, dark sunglasses, a white cardigan, and a flowery top. She is nice, helpful, and Marcus’s wife. Sometimes she wears a maroon light jacket and a yellow and black patterned dress shirt, and is seeing Bill.

A scout, gets burned while running in a burning house, and picks on Jimmy. He wears a white collared short sleeve under a short sleeve black sweater with a white stripe across the middle, a question answerer, and a deep thinker. He is also a runner, knows things, and not a good bowler.

A little person, an emergency crew person, and a firefighter. He is a dancer, listens to music on his airpods, is a painter, and argumentative.

A little person, an emergency crew person, and a firefighter. He is a dancer, listens to music on his airpods, is a painter, and argumentative.

A scout, sometimes wears a red sleeve shirt and a skateboarder. He is not a fan of sharks, he’s an ideal guy, but not a fan of Tommy. Some would say he is a decent bowler.

A golfer, story starter, and wears a green floppy golf hat, and brown checkered sweater with a white collared shirt underneath. He is also a clutz who likes movies.

Wears skinny jeans, owns a fishing boat called Boaty Call, and is friends with Theo, Rowan Boatman, and Royal Payne. He feels that cool people wear skinny jeans, a smart alec, and orders takeout. His teeth are removable and sells golf balls to make money.

Young girl, Grass’s niece, and friends with Jennifer. A big-wheel driver sometimes wears a gray cardigan, purple shirt, and gray stretchy pants. She also keeps Swiper in check.

Hillary’s kid, overthinks things, and sometimes talks on a headpiece. He celebrates his birthday at the bowling alley, sometimes dresses like a pirate, and is nice to TYHG.

Chris Rock. He is a big fan of TYHG.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He is a big fan of TYHG.

Orders a drink.

Can poop in the potty, motivates his dad/TYHG to go to the bathroom

Kid Rock. He is a big fan of TYHG.

Let directors know what day and time you are available. Seeking at least 32 separate people to play extras.