Production of Play "The Red Velvet Cake War" Seeks Talent
The company is holding auditions "The Red Velvet Cake War" and looking for actors, please see the details below. ONLY LOCAL TALENT WILL BE CONSIDERED. About the project: In this riotously funny Southern-fried comedy, the three Verdeen cousins—Gaynelle, Peaches, and Jimmie Wyvette—could not have picked a worse time to throw their family reunion. Their outrageous antics have delighted local gossips in the small town of Sweetgum and the eyes of Texas are upon them. Things spin hilariously out of control when a neighbor’s pet devours everything edible, a one-eyed suitor shows up to declare his love, and a jaw-dropping highstakes wager is made on who bakes the best red velvet cake. As this fast-paced romp barrels toward its uproarious climax, you’ll wish your own family reunions were this much fun! Additional info: Auditioners need only attend either Monday or Tuesday for initial auditions, but not both. Some auditioners may be asked to attend Thursday callbacks. Rehearsal Dates: Beginning January 11. Rehearsals are typically Sunday through Thursday evenings. Performance Dates: March 1, 2 8, 9 at 8 pm. March 3, 9. 10 at 3 pm. Requirements: • Actors should familiarize themselves with the scenes on the following pages: • pp. 11-12, 23-25, 34-35, 43-44, 47-48, 53-54. • A tentative rehearsal calendar will be provided upon auditioning. Rehearsal conflicts must be noted on the audition form. • Resumes and headshots are welcomed but not required. • Auditionees should arrive 15 minutes before the scheduled audition time to complete audition forms or fill out and bring the audition form located on our website. • Auditionees should plan on staying for the entirety of the audition or until dismissed by the director. Please see the attachment for more details. Please apply if interested.
12 roles
“Sassy and stylish” hostess of Hospitality House, a lowbudget cable access program in Sweetgum, Texas. Best friend to Gaynelle Verdeen Bodeen.
“A walking nervous breakdown” who is fresh off being left by her husband of 27 years for a younger, red-headed woman. There was an incident involving her car going into the double wide of said woman’s, for which she has narrowly escaped prosecution. Must pass a psych evaluation in order to be completely acquitted. Eats whipped cream straight from the can. “LaMerle and Aubrey have been one-upping each other for decades.”
“The well-dressed, self-serving, sharp-tongued matriarch of the Verdeen clan.” Uptight, elitist whose red velvet cake is legendary.
“The good-natured, oxygen-dependent patriarch of the Verdeen family, who wears a nasal cannula attached to his ever-present oxygen tank on wheels.” Often dressed in a suit and tie, is an old bachelor and ladies’ man. Great Uncle to Gaynelle, Jimmie Wy, and Peaches. Uncle to LaMerle.
“A hearty good ol’ girl with an unfortunate unibrow, dressed in classic men’s Western wear.” Has worked at Whatley’s Western Wear for 23 years, not a big fan of make-up. Not often interested in men but has decided to compete with Bitsy for a neighboring widower. Wrestles/ fights with Bitsy for most of Act II: Scene 3.
“A loud-talking, fun-loving, flashy dresser…The number one mortuarial cosmetologist in this part of the state (TX).” Husband has been missing 7 years, is finally ready to declare him legally dead. She has “urges” since her husband’s been gone, is now on the prowl. A busy working woman who is the most put together of the three cousins.
“Perky, prim, nosy and a throwback to the 1950’s.” Is a bit of a southern viper, nice and sweet to your face, vicious when she doesn’t get her way. Very competitive over a neighboring widower she is trying to “land”; Wrestles w/ Jimmie Wy for most of Act II: Scene 3.
“A high-energy, true Texas eccentric with a patch over one eye, holds a foam head wearing a platinum blonde beehive wig.” Runs Miss Treva’s Wig ‘N’ Bait, wears an eye patch due to a missing eye. Has a crush on Gaynelle, must fend off Peaches’ and Elsa’s advances. Eventually falls for Elsa and makes out with her for most of Act II: Scene 3.
Psychologist assigned to evaluate Gaynelle. “European-born, stern and ultra-efficient.” Becomes obsessed with Newt at one point and pursues him aggressively, they eventually make-out for most of Act II: Scene 3.
“Mirrored shades and a bad attitude” Somewhat skittish and incompetent, bribable. Definitely likes to throw his weight around, abuses his power.
Special lady to Uncle Aubrey, mother to Bitsy Hargis, a lively lady.
Cousin to Gaynelle, Peaches, and Jimmie Wy. Loves to take and show pictures of dead relatives. Wears flashy plaid pants pulled up almost to his armpits.
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