Seeking Performers for "Dracula: A Comedy Of Terrors" Show

JONATHAN HARKER - RP British dialect. Prim and proper and obsessive-compulsive real estate agent, frightened of his own shadow. LORD CAVENDISH - Scottish dialect. Lucy's suitor; a Scottish dolt. LORD WORTHINGTON - RP British dialect. Lucy's suitor; posh, British and petulant. LORD HAVEMERCY – Texas Accent. Lucy’s arrogant suitor from Memphis, a la Yosemite Sam. BOSUN – Irish dialect. GRAVEDIGGER – Cockney dialect. A drunk gravedigger with a secret.

LUCY WESTFELDT - RP British dialect. Brilliant, plucky earth scientist, daughter of Dr. Westfeldt, she is full of energy and the spirit of adventure and often underestimated because of her beauty. KITTY RUTHERFORD - Cockney dialect. A dotty kleptomaniac patient of Dr. Westfeldt, she serves as a maid in his house. DRIVER – Eastern European or Russian dialect. The male, Transylvanian driver of the carriage carrying Jonathan to Dracula’s castle who tries to warn him. MANEATING WOLF.

MINA WESTFELDT - RP British dialect. The less attractive, less intelligent Westfeldt daughter, she lives in her sister Lucy's shadow and is desperate for attention. DR. VAN HELSING - German dialect a la Mel Brooks. Brilliant and sturdy German vampire-hunting doctor from the University of Schmutz. Deadly serious in the way Germans can be, she is accustomed to people not believing she is a real doctor. Strong, shmart, unt bold, she is a woman of action. MAN-EATING WOLF.

COUNT DRACULA - Commanding European dialect. Hugely sexy, magnetically handsome, rock star presence with a killer body, he is a narcissist whose greatest love is himself - and his leather pants. Bored with women falling all over him, he becomes obsessed with Lucy when he hears of her strength and adventurousness. The less she needs him, the more interested he is. He travels to Whitby to find her and make her his bride for eternity.