Performers Needed for 2024-2025 Season Show

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" His chief of staff. Overwhelmed. Overworked. Constantly putting out fires.

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" His press secretary. Harriet’s partner-in-crime. Bernadette’s ex-girlfriend. Cut-throat.

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" His secretary. Fears she’s losing her job to Dusty. Takes drugs for the first time when crisis hits. Not a good idea.

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" His dalliance. Carefree. Seeks pleasure. An unexpected constant in this crisis.

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" His sister. Edgy. Knows her way around a crisis. Seen and done it all and proud of it. Jean’s ex-girlfriend. Doesn’t get along with her siter-in-law. Looking for a pardon from her big brother (pretty much says it all).

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" A journalist. Knows there’s dirt on POTUS trying her best to dig it up.

"POTUS, OR, BEHIND EVERY GREAT DUMBASS ARE SEVEN WOMEN TRYING TO KEEP HIM ALIVE" His wife. The First Lady. A diva. More Mariah Carey than Michelle Obama. She commands every room she walks into.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" The housekeeper at Pemberley, knows all and sees all, has been on staff since Darcy was a child, a mother figure to the household.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" A footman, in love with technology and inventions, sincere and earnest, perhaps a bit arrogant.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" The new housemaid, a village girl, an orphan who came from less than nothing. The opportunity to work at Pemberley means security she has never had, and she takes this job very seriously. She is sometimes maybe too eager and a bit headstrong.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" Head and owner of Pemberley.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" Mistress of Pemberley.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" Grew up at Pemberley, son of the former steward, once a soldier, has been in and out of trouble (of his own making) his whole life.

"THE WICKHAMS: CHRISTMAS AT PEMBERLEY" A bright, warm, and charming personality, if sometimes a bit much, eloped with Wickham at 15 and is now somewhat trapped in this marriage.

"BIRTHDAY CANDLES" Travels from age seven to one hundred and seven. In that time, she will be a daughter, a girlfriend, a wife, a mother, a friend, an aunt, a mother-in- law, a widow, a second wife, a grandmother, a great grandmother, and a great-great grandmother.

"BIRTHDAY CANDLES" ALICE/MADELINE/ERNIE (She/Her, Any Ethnicity) ALICE – Selfless. Strong. Ernestine’s mother. MADELINE – Troubled. Bemused. Beautiful. Erudite. Ernestine and Matt’s daughter. ERNIE – Ethereal. Vivacious. She doesn’t walk, she glides. Alex’s daughter.

"BIRTHDAY CANDLES" Ernestine’s awkward and annoying next-door neighbor.

"BIRTHDAY CANDLES" MATT – Chiseled jawline. A middle linebacker on the high school football team. Ernestine’s boyfriend then husband. / WILLIAM – Thirteen. Grand.

"BIRTHDAY CANDLES" Sensitive. An ear for music. Ernestine and Matt’s son. / JOHN – A man woken up in the middle of the night. Played by actor playing Billy.

"BIRTHDAY CANDLES" OAN - Anxious. Very anxious. Billy’s wife. / ALEX – Takes no bullshit. Billy and Joan’s daughter. / BETH – John’s domestic partner, she quit smoking ten years ago and hasn’t been in a good mood since.

"KING JAMES" Obsessed with Lebron James, has ambitious goals in life, and real talent to make them come true, empathetic, and supportive, or tries to be.

"KING JAMES" Obsessed with Lebron James, has ambitious goals in life, and is seeking the approval of his parents, has a sense of entitlement that gets him in trouble and prevents him from building the life he wants for himself. Not always a good friend.