A Major Network Casting Unlucky People for a New Show

Nationwide Casting Call. A brand new show for a major network is looking for AMERICA'S MOST UNLUCKY people. Please, see the details below. Additional information: Do you have the worst luck of anyone you know? Are you always spilling coffee, burning toast, getting fired, coming in last, getting rejected, losing things, etc. Unlucky strangers will embark on an epic overseas adventure where hopefully, they'll get lucky (in more ways than one). Are you up for a challenge? Willing to do anything to change the crummy cards you've been dealt? If interested, please apply.